Why can’t I just play Dodgeball!

Found in the logs of a futuristic virtual school…


2154-08-12 .105080665600294 UTC - Student 12513 entered the Learning Module.
2154-08-12 .201508066520041 UTC - Student 12513 authenticated and authorized for Class 20152 - Introduction to Physical Education.
2154-08-12 .5080665633.49249 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 5080665600.10294 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Baseball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - [Instructor module] TRIGGER -- TROUBLE LEARNING for Student 12513, looking up remedy handler
2154-08-12 .595080665600582 UTC - Learning Module 20141 activated for Student 12513
2154-08-12 .595080665610211 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to demonstrate competency for "Basic hand-eye coordination" to satisfy prerequisites
2154-08-12 .485080665650581 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to take "Basic hand-eye coordination" competency skill... request approved.
2154-08-12 .102508067566094 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 1 on "Basic hand-eye coordination" successfully.
2154-08-12 .392508068560011 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 2 on "Basic hand-eye coordination" successfully.
2154-08-12 .105080695632294 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 3 on "Basic hand-eye coordination" successfully.
2154-08-12 .102508066560594 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 4 on "Basic hand-eye coordination" successfully.
2154-08-12 .102508088330694 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 5 on "Basic hand-eye coordination" unsuccessfully.
2154-08-12 .123508086560351 UTC - Learning Module 20141 checking results for "Basic hand-eye coordination"... skill passed!
2154-08-12 .150806656050294 UTC - [Instructor module] TRIGGER -- COMPETENCY DEMONSTRATED for Student 12513, looking up remedy handler
2154-08-12 .508066560843453 UTC - Notification sent to Guardian/Main Contact for Student 12513 RE: Competency Demonstrated
2154-08-12 .105080665609294 UTC - Notification sent to Principal for Student 12513 RE: Competency Demonstrated
2154-08-12 .234508066571023 UTC - Notification sent to BILLING for Student 12513 RE: Competency Demonstrated
2154-08-12 .325080665600591 UTC - [BILLING ALERT] Student 12513 balance low
2154-08-12 .258508166560238 UTC - Notification sent to Guardian/Main Contact for Student 12513 RE: Funds Low on Learning Account
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .623508186560241 UTC - Learning Module 20141 analyzing Student 12513 performance...
2154-08-12 .665081665604221 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to take "Safety in contact sports" skills building lesson
2154-08-12 .123508066560051 UTC - Student 12513 starting "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 1 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to skip to skills assessment...
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Learning Module 20141 analyzing Student 12513 performance...
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Student 12513's request to skip to skills assessment rejected, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 2 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 3 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to demonstrate competency for "Safety in contact sports" to satisfy prerequisites
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Student 12513 rejects suggestion to demonstrate competency
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .102950806656004 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - [Instructor module] TRIGGER -- TROUBLE LEARNING for Student 12513, looking up remedy handler
2154-08-12 .018850806656003 UTC - Learning Module 20141 analyzing Student 12513 performance...
2154-08-12 .102950806656004 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to take "Safety in contact sports" skills building lesson
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to skip to skills assessment...
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Learning Module 20141 analyzing Student 12513 performance...
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513's request to skip to skills assessment rejected, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 1 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .392150806656001 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 2 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .204850806656001 UTC - Student 12513 finished section 3 of "Safety in contact sports"
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to demonstrate competency for "Safety in contact sports" to satisfy prerequisites
2154-08-12 .392150806656001 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 1 on "Safety in contact sports" successfully.
2154-08-12 .102950806656004 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 2 on "Safety in contact sports" unsuccessfully.
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 3 on "Safety in contact sports" successfully.
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 4 on "Safety in contact sports" unsuccessfully.
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Student 12513 answered question 5 on "Safety in contact sports" unsuccessfully.
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Learning Module 20141 checking results for "Basic hand-eye coordination"... skill not demonstrated!
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - [Instructor module] TRIGGER -- SKILL TROUBLE for Student 12513, looking up remedy handler
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Notification sent to Guardian/Main Contact for Student 12513 RE: Difficulty in Learning
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Notification sent to Principal for Student 12513 RE: Difficulty in Learning
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Notification sent to BILLING for Student 12513 RE: Difficulty in Learning
2154-08-12 .105080665600294 UTC - [BAD STUDENT WATCHDOG] Principal module activated
2154-08-12 .204508066560081 UTC - Principal notices Student 12513 is having trouble, suggesting student to take "Focusing for better performance in school"
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .018508066560083 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .018850806656003 UTC - [Instructor module] TRIGGER -- TROUBLE LEARNING for Student 12513, looking up remedy handler
2154-08-12 .105080665600294 UTC - Learning Module 20141 analyzing Student 12513 performance...
2154-08-12 .392508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 suggested to take "Focusing for better performance in school" skills building lesson
2154-08-12 .135508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .102508066560094 UTC - Student 12513 requesting to learn "Dodgeball" topic... request rejected, prerequisites not satisfied, inappropriate learning opportunity
2154-08-12 .788508066560011 UTC - Student 12513 has left the Learning Module
2154-08-12 .788508066560537 UTC - Instructor Self-Evaluating Teaching Performance for Student 12513... Rated As: [Excellent]

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